I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
