She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
