covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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