Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Congratulations! We have a period
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