so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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