In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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