i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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