he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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