Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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