I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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