I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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