Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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