She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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