He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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