think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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