He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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