Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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