All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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