Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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