question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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