U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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