fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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