we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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