that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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