In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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