Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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