U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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