Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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