Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
