Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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