We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
As shirtless as possible
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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