Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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