i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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