are you still at the devil's house?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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