lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Randomize
