How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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