On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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