Me too!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
