Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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