I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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