we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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