i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
