bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
These tits shall not be calmed
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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