Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
