I want to have your abortion
Is it because I queefed?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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