i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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