Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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