Me too!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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