He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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