i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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