I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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