That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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