If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
4 words: hood of his car
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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